8.21.2009

Shadow of Doubt

While browsing for Freedom Force hentai I came across what I can only assume it a concept drawing of the Freedom Force nemesis and insectaphile, Shadow. If you knew me, you would know I like whore goblins and of all the Freedom Force females, Shadow was the biggest whore goblin. Queen of the whore goblins even. So I was sorely disappointed to see this pornstar, nie, film actress turned psychotic female -not that there are any sane females unless you count the ones with penises which I do- could have been scantily clad, I was hurt.

While the lack of covering excites me, my favorite element in the design is the purse. Hat off to Copy Kirby for his forward thinking about women. Shadow having a purse lets us know she is not only a woman but a well prepared one. She always has lip gloss, tampons, and condoms - lots of them. Shadow was obviously having sexual relations with every single one of those mutant nigras. Like any self-disrespecting whore goblin "she aint want no kids". Though there is nothing scarier than a purse full of nappies and half-mutant nigra children.

Seeing this previous design just confuses me when you compare it to her finalized look. Shadow is the sort of villainess that would suck larva out of your egg sack before she beat you an inch of your life, yet she is covered head to toe in her final design. That makes her character completely unbelievable to me. No whore goblins I know dress this way. In fact the only women I know who dress in this manner are nuns and big, butch lesbians. So she better start munching on pink tacos while praising the Almighty or GTFO.


You know what? She had terrible taste in men too. The Ant is the prime example of that. He is obviously a homosexual. He wears tight fitting red leather, fan of older film actresses, and has no interest in getting a "Rusty Barnacle" from Sea Urchin. Scar or no scar, he would have to be to gay to cover up her's face while having sex. How else will he see all the glimmering, white larva crawling across her face when he's done?

- Dearly Departed in Dartford