That is as close to free as this economic recession will allow - OBAMA! You know, beyond actually downloading the bloody thing from a torrent site - you know who they are and you digust the game developing companies, you dick toad!
A major problem people have when they could actually find old copies of the games are their incompatibility with some operating systems - Vista - But fear not my mangy readers, here are the system requirements -
System Requirements
OS: Windows XP/Vista
Processor: 600 MHz or faster Intel Pentium III or AMD Athlon processor
Memory: 128 MB or more RAM
Graphics: 32 MB or greater supported Direct3D capable video card with DirectX 8.1 compatible driver
Hard Drive: 570 MB or more free hard disk space plus space for saved games
Sound: Environmental Audio capable sound card
So if you are not using a Mac or say I call them Cunt Magnets, you should be in the clear.
To download these two games for less money than two joints and a bag of crisps, click here.
-"S" to the "P"!
PS: As someone who is not generally chipper, I certainly used a lot of fucking exclamation points in this sodding post. Oy.